Who works for Mojobrand?

With a baby on the way (April 19th!) our house should become rather hectic quite soon. Such a disturbance would unnerve most families, but we're not most families. Having our home serve as the headquarters of Mojobrand Inc., we have become used to the hustle and bustle of small business and the inner workings of office dynamics. I feel it would be helpful to let you know who works here and what they do. This way, we'll all be on the same page for the rest of the pregnancy. First up, we have Mojo.



Mojo is the president and CEO, and is one of our chief advisors. He's kind of like of our consiglieri, but without all the severed horse heads

Next up is Shoulders.



Shoulders handles R&D and is responsible for most of the mischief done in the house. His name was on the short list to host the Oscars last year, but when he mailed a "surprise" to the president of the Academy we wound up with Chris Rock. Shoulders is never seen without Christmas Frog.



Christmas Frog never speaks but has an encyclopedic memory of baseball stats. It's possible he has magical powers and he can plow through ten boxes of honey nut cheerios like nobody's business.

Finally, we have Sox and Chico



Sox (on the right) and Chico handle security. Sox used to be in the vicious jungle gang "The Dragons." A hopeless banana addict, he was captured by poachers and was to be ground up and made into low-carb energy bars. He escaped and came to Mojobrand. Once he was on his feet, he sponsored Chico to come to America. Free from the harsh poverty of the jungle, Chico now pursues a career in air freshener scent development.

So that's Mojobrand. Yes, there are others to be sure, but we can meet them later. The key figures have made their appearance, so feel fortunate that they even chose to be photographed. Aside from the usual business, all of Mojobrand is making preparations for November 30th, when we will learn the sex of the baby.

Stay Tuned!