Zoe the Cat

This our cat, Zoe



Zoe is a great cat. She is soft and fluffy and loves to play and sit on your belly and purr.
Zoe likes:
Chasing her two strings (although I think she prefers the pink one)
Greeting Sam at the door (but not me)
Eating treats
Hiding
Biting Ryan as hard as possible
Drinking out of Sam's water cups
Attacking flip flops, cotton balls, and the DVD player
Playing with my feet
Climbing into any bag



Zoe dislikes:
Ryan forgetting to clean out her litter box
Kitchen trash bags
Having her belly combed
Being quiet at night
Not being able to bite Ryan

Aside from these ordinary cat duties, I think Zoe has been a good preview for me as to what having a baby is like. Much like Zoe, I assume our baby will spend most of its time sleeping, eating, and pooping. Hopefully our new baby will not bite me as much as Zoe does, but at least I'll be ready for it.

Some of you may be wondering how the employees of Mojobrand feel about Zoe, and Shoulders told me that Mojobrand feels that Zoe poses no threat to them whatsoever. Shoulders also told me that he feels confident he could defeat Zoe in a fight. This was posted in the Mojobrand break room this afternoon: