Tax Time

It's that time of year to give to Caesar what is Caesar's and the Mojobrand Corporation is no different. At least I thought they weren't. After soccer practice Mojo is allowed 45 minutes on the computer, and he's spent the last week working with TurboTax.
Last night in the middle of his work he scampered into the kitchen where Samantha was serving up banana smoothies and I sat down to check my email. I couldn't help but notice his tax form on the screen and it was full of names I did not recognize!
According to the computer, Mojobrand employed the following people:

Milquetoast
Elbows
Holiday Toad
Shoes
Sergio Mendes

These weren't the employees of Mojobrand, they were horrible aliases! Mojo was going to defraud the IRS!
Mojo saw me looking at his taxes and scratched me with his attack paw. FYI - Mojo has an attack paw (The left one, which is sharp and angry) and a comfort paw (The right one, which is soft and encouraging). I tried to explain to him that tax evasion was the reason Willie Nelson couldn't come to his birthday party but he would not listen. He became a brown tornado of fur and claws that drove me away. The worst part is not that he won't pay taxes but that he chose his alias to be Milquetoast.