The Importance of Being Ryan

Yes, it has been eight months since I wrote last. Since it will take all seven of my readers a while to catch on to the fact that I have emerged from my self-exile I present a brief recap. Those of you who read each and every post ever written on a daily basis will discuss my return in shadowy chat rooms and unknowingly be added to FBI watch lists...

I was about to type all kinds of bitchy drama but realized what's really dominated my time



I'm not real proud of anything I've ever done in my life but these two sure make me think I'm doing all right.

In other news, Mojo got a contract job writing "away messages" for instant messenger applications. His top five:

Computer has burst into flames
I am currently eating grapes
Trapped under something heavy
Ironing thongs
Crying while pooping