Did you hear that?

Even though Sheridan is but three weeks old, I am convinced that she has been speaking to me on a regular basis, informing me of necessary information.
Things I am almost positive she has said to me in the past three weeks:

Hey!
Hello
Oh Dear
Ho!
Whaaaa?
No!
No-ho!
Yeah
Wooooo! (after some satisfying gas)
Meh (when she's done feeding)
Me!
You!
Stop
Uh!
Help
Ahhhh
Brrrrrrr
The cat makes me sneeze
Shoulders is bothering me
Will you two please shut up?
I don't like this outfit, I shall soil it
There is a tall brown monkey in my closet
Good thing you guys don't have an adjustable mortgage, I hear the interest rates are killer right now
Try to put that pacifier in my mouth one more time, I dare you
Since you did not pick me up the moment I began to fuss, I shall shower you with urine the instant you remove my diaper