New goals for Mojobrand

Since the arrival of Princess Sheridan I have found myself unable to think clearly or write anything at all. I attribute this phenomenon to several things:

1. Excessive baby talk to Sheridan has made parts of my brain shut down completely
2. Sheridan waking up every few hours screaming for her pacifier has robbed me of sleep
3. I am doing weight watchers and exercising regularly so my body is slowly losing my extra-creative fat cells
4. Mojo feels very neglected

Anyway, I am setting a new goal of posting at least five times a week so I can stay focused. Also, I have set a new goal of never driving again and have hired a full-time chauffeur