New Mojobrand editor

After much consideration, we have decided to allow Sheridan to edit some entries for the blog. She is thrilled and has adapted her schedule quite nicely to the demands of the job.



Sheridan's first order of business was to coat the keyboard in a layer of high productivity drool. This really enabled her to smash the keys much easier as she screamed loudly at the screen. As for her goals for Mojobrand, Sheridan had this to say:

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Short and to the point, just the way I like it. In other news, Sheridan has moved on to level three diapers and has begun to fill them with level 10 dumps. She also has rolled over again, bringing her grand roll-over total to two. Zoe allowed Sheridan to pet her yesterday and didn't even meow or hiss when Sheridan attempted to use her wiggler death grip to pull out an enormous hunk of fur. Zoe understands that even human kittens have a learning curve for proper cat etiquette. Sheridan does seem to approve of Zoe's method of cleaning, as anytime she sees Mojo she immediately puts him in her mouth and bathes him. Mojo has never looked so clean nor smelled so much like burped-up milk.

Sheridan and I are also enjoying a terrific new game we created. She lays on her fun mat on top of a large super soft blanket and I wrap her up in it so only her face is visible. Then she yanks the blanket over her eyes until I request she reveal herself. She gazes at me and when I squeal her name she freaks out and I nuzzle & snuggle her until she punches me in the face and the process repeats itself. I probably will never win the lottery, but that huge smile and the high pitched laughs of delight are worth untold riches.