Thursday and Me

Here are the latest happenings in the world of Mojobrand:

Sheridan appears to be cutting teeth, which has increased her fussiness 60%. Mojo is hard at work in his under-the-bed laboratory trying to prove that Sheridan is actually pushing an attack paw out of her mouth. The results promise to be shameful. 2 weeks ago Sheridan rolled over for the first time and that was exciting until we realized it was just a fluke as she's been roll-over free since.

Through three weeks of Weight Watchers and exercise, Ryan has decreased in blob-like fatness by 13.5 pounds. If you hate diets and also desire to be less blob-like then I highly recommend WW. It's not really a diet, it just encourages healthy eating and portion control. Concepts I was unaware of as I tried to break the world record for chocolate chips consumed in a twelve hour period last month. In case you are curious, here are weight loss programs I do not recommend:

Shouldersbrand lint only diet
Sheridan's poop it out as fast as you eat it diet
Kamorkbrand cut off your tail to lose weight diet
The Mojo Beach Diet

This Friday Samantha and I will leave for San Antonio with the Wiggler and then I will drive back to Austin Friday night to catch the Shins in concert. The show should tide me over until the new album comes out in January. Ryan's Top 5 Shins songs:

1. Fighting in a Sack
2. When I Goosestep
3. One by One All Day
4. Know Your Onion!
5. Kissing the Lipless

The next day I head back to San Antonio for a day of weight gain and football watching with my dad unless of course Kamork is hogging the remote.



That night we'll go to the A&M/Army game in the Alamodome and then back to Houston on Sunday. Please do not use this information to break into our house this weekend and steal our cat.